Monthly Archives: December 2005

Never again!!!

Never again!!!

This happens to me every christmas. I just cannot restrain myself. Just have to eat……… always eat too much Might have Homer Simpson syndrome?? Food, hhmmmmmmmmmm Always end up …

 

Ho-ho-ho

Ho-ho-ho

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Rantability index up a notch

Rantability index up a notch

Time to grovel in the dirt as the rantmaster formerly known as Emmanuel Rant joins our disgruntled flock. Read his first post below.

 

Melting Icecaps and global warming

Melting Icecaps and global warming

Due to a earlier rant about global warming and melting icecaps, I introduce a top 5 of possible outcomes because of the global warming. Nr.5 Al Queda, …

 

Ranta Claus says…

Ranta Claus says…

Thanks to my brother for giving me a new name. But will it change anything? Well….no. Time for a positive poem: Ranta Claus Always snores Scares all folk …

 

Christmas rant

Christmas rant

1. Leo McGarry is no longer the White House chief of staff. *sadness* Too soon, what a waste. 60 seconds of silence. 2. I havn’t bought …

 

The north pole is drifting but what does it mean to Christmas?

The north pole is drifting but what does it mean to Christmas?

And now to the weather. Today’s news is about the north pole. It’s not where it used to be. The magnetic one, that is. It’s …

 

Wot!?! No Christmas cake?

Wot!?! No Christmas cake?

AAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!! News just in – no Christmas cake this year. Not good, no, got shakes, withdrawal symptoms. Mince pies good – cake better. Evil world. …

 

Christmas approaches

Christmas approaches

So – here you sit. At work. The radio is on. A fat bald guy singing a song with a pop princess turned garden invader. …