And now to the weather. Today’s news is about the north pole. It’s not where it used to be. The magnetic one, that is. It’s going on a walkabout and the first stop seems to be Siberia. We with warped minds can’t help but wonder what this entails for Christmas, Santa and how he dresses.
This is not a fashion rant. We know that Santa is dressed in red and white because Coca Cola say so. But will this new development bring with it new Christmas traditions? Rather than sending wishes to Greenland, should we now consider sending them to Siberia? And if we do – will they ever reach the right person? We know that things disappear when they go to Siberia. If it happens on Christmas Eve, will Santa be able to find his way home? I’m worried.
What does this mean to cats? It has been suggested that they use our planet’s magnetic field to find their way home when we leave them in an unknown place. Will they ever find their owners again?
Sometimes the north and south poles switch place. Nobody knows why. If it happens, does it mean that wenow will be ‘down under’? Should we practise our ‘G’days’? Is it time to adopt a pet kangaroo? Buy a surfboard?
Perhaps our politicians will stand up and present a vision for the future rather than offer empty croud pleasing statements because the magnetic anomaly wreaks havoc with the neurons in their brains. What a thought. That might even be worth watching.
Any thoughts on the subject…. anybody?
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Will the Abominable Snowman become the new Father Christmas? We may have to send our list of wishes off in July to make sure it gets there on time.
Good thing on the cat front, all the cats leave their mess in my garden won’t be able to find me.
I can’t imagine myself on the beach at Christmas although the language won’t be a problem but think of the poor Australians who have to learn Danish or even Swedish.
Magnetic anomaly of politicians brains!!!!! What brains.
No need to worry about the north pole “moving around”, if it happens the same speed as this site is updated, we won’t live to see it.
Lost you’re mojo??
About b….. time someone com
mented. I thought I was all alone in the world