© 2005 Simon

Melting Icecaps and global warming

Due to a earlier rant about global warming and melting icecaps, I introduce a top 5 of possible outcomes because of the global warming.

Nr.5
Al Queda, due to lack of finances, pour more cold water into the Gulf stream and try to take the credit.
Nr.4
The movie “The day after tomorrow” will be re-released as “The day before yesterday”
Nr.3
Goerge W. Bush finally signs the kyoto agreement stating “Better late than never”
Nr.2
Kevin Costners movie “Waterworld” finally becomes a box office smashhit!
Nr.1
George W. Bush declares the melting icecaps “A weapon of mass destruction”
and invades the north pole, sending Santa to Guantanamo for interrogation

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