© 2005 Peter Stewart

Ranta Claus says…

Thanks to my brother for giving me a new name. But will it change anything? Well….no. Time for a positive poem:

Ranta Claus
Always snores
Scares all folk away
Rumbling on the left hand side
Of his bed the night away

(oooooohhhh)

Ranta Claus
Always snores
Santa’s run away
Grumbling goblins stand and mourn
The death of Christmas Day

….Merry ho-ho-ho

2 Comments

  1. Ranta jr.
    Posted December 21, 2005 at 10:02 | #

    I too know the art of poetry.

    EAT THIS!!

    Ranta’s wife
    Should take a knife
    And put it to his member
    Remind him though
    There is no snow
    Be positive, it’s christmas, it’s december

  2. The Mater
    Posted December 21, 2005 at 12:18 | #

    Congratiolations, “The Terrible Twins” have joined forces. One can only approve.

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