© 2005 Simon

Never again!!!

This happens to me every christmas. I just cannot restrain myself.
Just have to eat……… always eat too much
Might have Homer Simpson syndrome??
Food, hhmmmmmmmmmm
Always end up on my knees, knuckles white from holding toiletseat hard,yelling out in the middle of the night
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

But i know better, I’m kind of silly that way, it will happen again
probably tomorrow
Food, hmmmmmmmmmmm

6 Comments

  1. Peter
    Posted December 25, 2005 at 08:59 | #

    Oh you poor thing…my heart weeps…as if… :)

  2. The Hecker
    Posted December 27, 2005 at 16:08 | #

    Well, Simon….
    Next year when you – yet again – find yourself clenching The Great White Bowl, you should contemplate this….
    1 – Ducks really are migrant – they don’t stay put to long…
    2 – Red cabbage really is nature’s technicolorized vegie, even the second time around.
    3 – there are many ways to make mashed potatoes.
    4 – Ricepudding is as revolting coming up, as it is going down.
    5 – There IS such a thing as too many cookies.

    Just my two cents.

    Jan

  3. Peter
    Posted December 27, 2005 at 21:33 | #

    @The Hecker: Respect – good one :)

  4. The Mater
    Posted December 28, 2005 at 18:00 | #

    Rice pudding may taste revolting coming up, BUT coffee tastes the same, going down and coming up. One speaks from experience.

  5. Posted December 29, 2005 at 11:29 | #

    Dear Mater d’Stewart Boys,
    This I know…
    … coffee is always nice!
    … ricepudding is always revolting!
    … Simon needs to learn the noble art of restraint!

    Have a Happy New Year

    Jan

  6. The Mater
    Posted February 2, 2008 at 00:03 | #

    Slut med al den vrøvl. Han er da bare skøn.

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