Observations

Enough zen. Time to get back to reality. I just heard that some people are too fat to be x-rayed at hospitals. Not good for public health. There’s no need to go into all the negative sides of being way too big, so let’s have some fun. What if our superheroes fell into the same abysmal trap of obesity? Could they still be superheroes? What problems would they encounter? Which mountains will they have to climb? Imagine, if you will….

Superman: “Ngngngng. Hrmf. Pft. Boy, this suit has a tight fit. Lois? It’s making my voice sqeak.”
Lois: “Time for a diet, dear. I have some low-strength kryptonite spread in the fridge. It should do the trick”
Superman: “Great news…but I can’t get into the kitchen without destroying the house.”

or

Spiderman leaves new note: Your friendly neighborhood Spidermegaman. Sorry about the earthquakes. And the web-strands….well cables really…lying around…gotta get thinner. And my feet don’t stick to walls that well anymore…

or

“Sorry captain. You are too fat to teleport. The quantum molecular field scatter inhibitor can’t process so much data. I’m trying as hard as I can, but I just don’t have the power!”

or

Reed Richards: Sorry darling, but you just have to loose some weight. I’m having trouble wrapping my arms around you.

Neil Armstrong “It’s a small step for man, but it leaves some serious holes when you jump.”

Your turn, but please do more to Batman than just Fatman ‘coz its too obvious